| Saturday, August 28th, 2010 |
| 1:03 pm |
Dear live journal,
My bubble slime team is going to waste all of your guys teams! It even has a kicking guy ^_^ PS - my wife is so hot and I am going to go buy her a kitten while she is at work!!! |
| Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 |
| 6:27 pm |
The Copenhagen climate summit
The attendees of the Copenhagen climate summit have rented approximately 1200 limos and 140 private jets for the occasion. Obviously the obvious outcome of the obvious "summit" should obviously be fairly obvious. |
| Sunday, August 16th, 2009 |
| 5:22 pm |
Anyone who is experienced or knowledgeable regarding Indian cuisine, please contact me. I am trying to figure out how to make something, and I am having great difficulty in finding an appropriate recipe. |
| Monday, April 27th, 2009 |
| 8:17 pm |
Dear LiveJournal, Today, I hate Jarvis Cocker. This week, I hate my coworkers for their inadequacy. This month, I hate my bank for their incompetence. This year, I love my wife for her wifey-ness. That about sums it up. |
| Saturday, February 7th, 2009 |
| 12:29 pm |
My girlfriend is cooking chocolate chip pancakes for me. We just got back from a week-long trip to Fabulous Christchurch, whose information guides all says "now that you're here, here are all the better and more interesting places you can go." So we went to some of them. Also I hate the sun because it melts my flesh, and I played with some birds, and the South Island is some kind of kebabless abomination that loosely resembles its great northern counterpart. JUST SAY NO TO SOUVLAKI. Also we saw a guy swallow a sword followed by an operational electric bread or turkey or something knife. Either way, it was long, vibrating, and serrated. Right as he did a trick in which he balanced swords on his face, a woman behind him passed out on the tram tracks. We went to a "classical music" festival which was, for some reason, mostly music from modern musicals (PS: ABBA IS NOT CLASSICAL MUSIC). SOUVLAKI IS THE ENEMY. We did lots of other things. Most of them involved birds or eating. Sometimes eating birds. Other times birds eating? Usually just one or the other. |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 |
| 11:02 pm |
Nicky truly has a special talent for making me feel utterly insignificant and worthless. She seems to utilize it pretty much daily at the moment. I wonder when I became so irrelevant to her. |
| Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 |
| 5:25 pm |
My endless day of travel
I left home at 3am on Sunday morning. It is now 5:30pm on Tuesday evening. My travel day is about one hour from being finally over. There is a time zone change, so in terms of time in a consistent frame of reference, it's just 3am Sunday to about 9:30pm on Monday (or alternately 12am Monday to 6:30pm Tuesday). |
| Sunday, January 4th, 2009 |
| 2:42 am |
Well
I'm as packed as I'll ever be. I'm off to a brave new world. Although I won't be reading that, this time, thankfully. Worst dystopian novel ever. See you on Tuesday! |
| Sunday, December 14th, 2008 |
| 2:47 am |
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| Friday, November 21st, 2008 |
| 6:27 pm |
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| Thursday, November 20th, 2008 |
| 11:57 pm |
Mumber jibble slog and flack, Hoot tra sticky glop and snack, Three treed noggle stip stap fip Weeko bogbag hop hep hip So trangle fog and klecko vig Or else veep wowow zimbler lig! |
| 11:55 pm |
I like geese Geese are neat I like geese They have flappy feet |
| 11:53 pm |
Here is a poem See how it rhymes I want to kill myself At this particular time |
| Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 |
| 3:01 am |
I did vote, but not for McCain or Obama
Congratulations to the Cult of Personality for your victory today. Now we'll see if there's any substance behind the mask. I suspect he's just going to be like every other politician, but maybe he'll prove me wrong. It'd be a nice change. |
| Thursday, October 16th, 2008 |
| 12:34 am |
Another political question
Who are you going to vote for in the presidential election, and why? (pretend for a minute that you can be bothered to vote) And yes, I am going to question whatever answer you provide, no matter which side it is. I just want some actual justification, not "Obama isn't George W. Bush" or "McCain isn't a Muslim Terrorist." |
| Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 |
| 1:36 pm |
Here is a question I have for you.
This was sparked by an LJ post of someone's, and I'm just curious about what you (my loyal readers) feel about this particular topic. Do you believe in true majority rule? Or do you think that a "minority" group has the right to enforce their will? It's a dangerous question, because belief in a right to absolute "freedom" is a moral/political stance, not a universal constant. I'd say it's a minority viewpoint, too. If you say that the majority should have their way, you have to concede when the majority outlaws certain freedoms... but if you say a minority group can enforce their will, then you're open to far right or left-wing loonies outlawing things with some legal justification. |
| Sunday, August 17th, 2008 |
| 7:55 pm |
I like to put words like "effusive" and "superlative" in the reports I write up on behalf of people, and they never know what the words mean. Also, unrelatedly, maybe I should make "solitude over solidarity" my personal motto. I'm trying to figure out the connection between those two words is. They are both the state of being one single entity, I guess. One just consists of many people. Maybe they both present a position of isolation from the Other. Solidity is presumably not connected, except that solidarity involves solidity of thought. Both provide solace, and both hate solicitors. On Derrida's birthday I should dress as a scarecrow. But not the Scarecrow, although possibly The Scarecrow. I am not a solipsist. Man, there are too many words that start with "sol." This soliloquy has been brought to you by the letter K. I wonder what a speech with sole audience member is called. A solauscultay, or something. I don't remember my Latin very well. Work is so boring. I guess I'm S.O.L. |
| Sunday, May 11th, 2008 |
| 3:36 am |
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| Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 |
| 10:48 pm |
For reasons which I find difficult to articulate, I am going to resurrect my website in the next several months. I have several issues which pertain to this (and some which don't), which you may answer any or all of: a) What am I going to put on it? If you remember my old website, what should return and what should not? I need realistic content ideas. b) Who should host it? c) If you have ever worked as a librarian, can you give me a "professional reference" when I apply at a library soon? d) Do you have any opinions on the aesthetics of the website? I will probably ignore these unless there's an interesting idea which I simply hadn't thought of. e) All of the above I bet you can't guess which one is out of place. |
| Thursday, February 14th, 2008 |
| 12:36 pm |
I just had a pang of desire to actually have "friends" to go out and do things with. Something must be wrong with me today. I've also spent the last several weeks really wanting to write something, but I never have anything at all to say. It's taken all of my effort to force even this much into text. |
